Ok, so my friend Glyn was here and we were having a few drinks. We were talking about work (he knows what I do) and I was telling him about a couple of my highlights; when I say highlights I mean I came so hard I think I scared next door’s dog!!!
He told me that I was really enthusiastic and the guys who called in were damn lucky. But all the girls are like me, I’ve met several of them and had a threesome with one 😉 Now we all know that if you call a number here you’ll get someone ready to give you exactly what you want, and she’ll enjoy it.. usually a LOT! but what about the other sites out there, they must be the same right?
Well, who knows how we got to this point, but me and Glyn started surfing the web for phone sex to find some numbers that weren’t ours…. dial… ring….. OMG – ok so you get the intro, then work through all the options (I chose the ‘Horny Bi Girls’ option) and I got a message saying no one was online – then it passed me through to the beginning of the menu…UGH – this is like trying to talk to the bank!!!!
Ok so Glyn chose – Horny housewives! haha – now I know what he likes! ok so he finally gets through to a woman who just says ‘ooh baby ooh baby that hot rod is so hard yes yes yes put that hot rod in me, I want to be your spunk bucket yeah yeah ohhh’ but she was saying it as if totally bored and reading a passage out of caravan review monthly and she kept going round and round saying the same thing with a bored tone in her voice. This went on for a couple of minutes before we hung up and tried another one.
This was easier to get through to, but the girl was not interested in talking to Glyn, there were long periods of silence, there was obviously a TV on and she said half heartedly that she had stripped down to her underwear at one point but seemed to be saying ‘yeah’ and ‘uhuh..’ randomly.
Rubbish! Ok maybe we got unlucky – but I always say there’s no point in being a phone sex girl if you don’t love talking to people and you aren’t a natural tease… No – I’m not a natural slut, I’m a tease! 😉
You guys know this for sure by now, but every number on this site will get you through to a girl who genuinely loves people, loves flirting and loves teasing, theres absolutely no point bothering if you don’t.
