Month: February 2012

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Phone sex lines as an alternative to therapy?

Friendly Chat, Sex Advice, Relationship Issues, Work Issues
Call us to unload – 0909 860 7669

calls cost 36p per minute plus network extras.

So most guys who call us want one thing.. they want to hear us playing with our tight little pussies and running our fingers around our hard nipples until we moan and cum. And theres nothing wrong with that đŸ˜‰ it beats masterbating alone big time.. mmmmm you know just writing that last bit got me a little wet, thats how bad I am!

But us girls love to talk as well as wank and we get more and more calls from guys and girls in fact who just want to unload. Thing is, when you call up its completely anonymous. We don’t know you and you don’ know us so talking about issues or problems is easy. You can be completely honest and we may well see things more clearly than people closer to the situation.

There have been more than a few regular callers who have phoned even week or even every day with problems. I talked to  a man last year every other day for nearly a year while he was going through a marriage break up. The wife was being a bit of a bitch but he couldn’t badmouth her because of the kids, mutual friends not wanting to take sides etc etc…. so I was the only one he could talk to about how vile she was being. I think just being able to do that helped a lot….

Ok so we are not trained experts, but us girls know a lot about sex, relationship  issues, shit happening at work etc etc and we’re more than happy to lend an ear.

Call just for a chat – we can’t guarantee not to get horny by the end of it but whichever way it goes you’ll feel a lot better afterwards.

K xxx

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John Stayte Services – Gloucester

Ok – normally we wouldn’t do this but I used to work in a pub in Gloucestershire (where I come from originally) part time years ago and I remember this place we used to order the beer gas from.. I had to do it on several occasions and they were always so rude, lost things, never apologised or admitted their screw ups etc etc…. I can take it though (as you guys know I have a pretty think skin) but I just found a blog about this company bullying someone for complaining that their gas didn’t arrive! Ha!

Fancy ordering something from Apple lets say – and it doesn’t arrive, you phone and say that you are not happy and you get called a liar and told not to phone again . . Hahahahaha! Its actually funny that companies like this still exist,

It makes me think of a grumpy old gloucestershire man who’s slightly odd barking ‘I’m a Magistrate, respect my authority.. RAH RAH RAH’ in a Gloucestershire accent… I know this is probably no where near the truth but the mental image made me LOL.

http://www.mevsworld.co.uk/2012/02/06/lack-of-regard-for-facts-evidence-details-and-refusal-to-accept-any-side-of-the-story-but-his-own-reassuring-behaviour-from-a-uk-magistrate/

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If you like us – +1 us

See the +1 button on the main page? Theres a google +1 button there – click it – like us and mention that you should get extra special service next time you call one of the girls for a fun time.

I know if you are lucky enough to get through to me, and I see you’ve helped us out I’ll certainly help you out….. wait, who am I kidding?  As soon as I hear your voice and know you are turned on I’m yours anyway! Its a weakness of mine… but I hope we can make you feel soooooo good that you’ll want to help đŸ™‚

In other news, I accidentally got into a threesome last weekend – – I know I know – how do these things keep ‘accidentally’ happening to me… I think people see the dirty lust in my eyes and just want to rip my clothes off… haha.

I MUST stop going back to peoples flats after a night out … It was this guy Mike and his girlfriend Laura, the flat was one of those short term rented ones that businessmen hire for a few months while they are working in town. I have a friend who’s a (very) high class escort … she picks and chooses who she fucks!!! Anyway she was in and out of those apartments all the time… met all kinds of people there – some celebrities but she refuses to tell me which ones because I’ll probably just blog about it…

Anyway – this guy Mike was with his girlfriend… I think she may have been rented along with the fancy serviced apartment and I couldn’t help noticing a mark where he’d obviously removed a wedding ring.. Hell who am I to judge… This girl and I  started talking and she told me that Mike the guy she was with had one of the best cocks she’d ever had – not the biggest, but the best in terms of shape, angle, etc etc…. I couldn’t stop giggling but later on that night Laura started rubbing Mikes cock through his trousers… right there at the table in the bar… she said to look over – I saw the outline of that cock.. it looked great…

She took my hand and placed it onto the bulge…. Fuck me! It felt good. Next thing I know we were in a taxi heading for Mikes flat. O M G – Can a girl be blamed though. A HOT party with a very sexy girl and mr fucking perfect cock! Damn how will I get over this sex addiction when temptation keeps getting in my way. Answers on a postcard please!

K xx