Ok, so my friend Glyn was here and we were having a few drinks. We were talking about work (he knows what I do) and I was telling him about a couple of my highlights; when I say highlights I mean I came so hard I think I scared next door’s dog!!!<\/p>\n
He told me that I was really enthusiastic and the guys who called in were damn lucky. But all the girls are like me, I’ve met several of them and had a threesome with one \ud83d\ude09 Now we all know that if you call a number here you’ll get\u00a0someone\u00a0ready to give you exactly what you want, and she’ll enjoy it.. usually a LOT! but what about the other sites out there, they must be the same right?<\/p>\n
Well, who knows how we got to this point,\u00a0but\u00a0me and Glyn started surfing the web for phone sex to find some numbers that\u00a0weren’t\u00a0ours…. dial… ring….. OMG – ok so you get the intro, then work through all the options (I chose the ‘Horny Bi Girls’ option) and I got a message saying no one was online – then it passed me through to the beginning of the menu…UGH – this is like trying to talk to the bank!!!!<\/p>\n
Ok so Glyn chose – Horny housewives! haha – now I know what he likes! ok so he finally gets through to a woman who just says ‘ooh baby ooh baby that hot rod is so hard yes yes yes put that hot rod in me, I want to be your spunk bucket yeah yeah ohhh’ but she was saying it as if totally bored and reading a passage out of caravan review monthly and she kept going round and round saying the same thing with a bored tone in her voice. This went on for a couple of minutes before we hung up and tried another one.<\/p>\n
This was easier to get through to, but the girl was not interested in talking to Glyn, there were long periods of silence, there was obviously a TV on and she said half heartedly that she had stripped down to her underwear at one point but seemed to be saying ‘yeah’ and ‘uhuh..’ randomly.<\/p>\n
Rubbish! Ok maybe we got unlucky – but I always say there’s no point in being a phone sex girl if you don’t love talking to people and you aren’t a natural tease… No – I’m not a natural slut, I’m a tease! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
You guys know this for sure by now, but every number on this site will get you through to a girl who\u00a0genuinely\u00a0loves people, loves flirting and loves teasing, theres\u00a0absolutely\u00a0no point bothering if you don’t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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